Linus has a biography project coming up at school. He narrowed his topic down to two choices. The first was John Adams. I’m not sure what makes an 8 year-old boy choose John Adams out of all other Presidents, but at least it’s off the beaten path somewhat, save for David McCullough’s 6000 page tome on the guy.
His other choice was Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson. I have absolutely no idea where that came from.
In the end, he chose Adams. Probably a wise move.