My friend Marsha runs a blog called Fatuous, where she chronicles Life In Madison with husband Ian and sons Oscar and Alban, which, as it turns out, is a nice life. Oscar and Alban will one day be the recipients of the Go Ugly Strategy. Their son Oscar goes to a Jewish daycare, and therefore thinks he is Jewish, which he is not. I sort of know how he feels; I went to a black high school. I didn’t necessarily think I was black, but I wore more than my fair share of parachute pants.