My fantasy basketball franchise is living a nightmare. Kobe’s not up to his normal standards, Jason Richardson and Peja Stojakovic are hurt, and everybody else is underperforming. I remain convinced that I drafted a solid team, if not a juggernaut, and there is time to turn this thing around, considering 12 of the 14 franchises make the playoffs. (Don’t ask.)
When that kind of lackluster performance happens, you have limited options. I can’t trade the players when they are at low value, and much like Glen Taylor, owner of the Wolves, I can’t fire the GM. Only one option remains: To change the team’s Branding Strategy. So, the Sugar Tits Academy 2 franchise is changing its name to the IROC Study Group.
I hear Jason Richardson’s knee feels better already.